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Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck

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Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck

Is it a myth or a monster? I don’t know, but whatever it is, it scares the hell out of me either way. Then again I scream when a bug gets too close. Anyway, this Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck has some amazing art and also some amazing monsters. Of course. This tarot card deck brings mythical beings from throughout history to life in oracle form. You got your vampire, zombies, bogeyman, Jackalope and many more. All looking amazing. Look at that awesome art! I’m gonna battle my Centaur against your giant! But oh no! Here comes the Bogeyman and he brought a Vampire with him. Why you son of a Jackalope! *Screams like a banshee and flips the table before running away* What do you mean we were playing it wrong? Oh. Well no wonder I lost. Let’s go again. I’ll forgive your outburst. Deal me in bro! I’m gonna go mythological on you ass.

 

If you like this Myths & Monsters Tarot Deck, and why wouldn’t you, the Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck is another sweet deck for tarot card fans. I loved these sets. I’m gonna have to add this to the collection. Its a monster of a set.

Dripping Blood Glass Straw

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Dripping Blood Glass Drinking Straw

Turn any drink into a macabre and terrifying treat with this Dripping Blood Glass Straw. People will think you are a vampire just chilling and having a bloody Mary, or a Cheryl, or Jane. The woman’s name isn’t important. But I love it so much I won’t share. People will say, hey can I use your Dripping Blood Glass Straw and I’ll say no, that’s the last straw! Terrible joke, but this straw is too cool to share. It will wow and stun your friends, maybe scare the hell out of them.

If you sip your drink through this straw while wearing this stylish Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker, you are truly the Vampire queen my dear and I bow down to you.

Cereal Monsters Figures

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Cereal Monsters Figures

Ohhhhh, I love these cool Cereal Monsters Figures. You have Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry, all looking stylish with a modern look. These are gonna look good on my breakfast table while I eat the cereal. I’ll just stare at them instead of the box and imagine the awesome adventures that they’re having. I bet they’re planning a heist or assassinating some rival cereal mascot. These guys are amazing. Boo Berry is my favorite.

These Cereal Monsters Figures will look good with my Set Of General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs. I just can’t get enough of these guys. Now I’m hungry for a big bowl of Monster-Mash. That’s all of them in the same bowl.

Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker

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Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker

For the refined lady with a touch of darkness. I present to you the Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker. You are refined and intelligent, regal. But you long for the vampire’s breath gently caressing your neck, suddenly growing hot as he bares his teeth and goes in for the bite. At first, the pain is unbearable, but quickly becomes ecstatic. Your essence rushes out, pumped by his lustful need- Oh shizz, I was saying that out loud as I typed and now everyone at the library is looking at me. Hey, it’s where I write sometimes. That librarian must have dry lips. She keeps licking them as she watches me. Get some ChapStick freak!

Anyway, if you crave the excitement of vampiric exsanguination, but lack either a nearby vampire or good looks, this Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker is the next best thing. Look at that sophisticated and stylish splatter. Sexy! Now that’s a necklace!

Dracula Wallet – Bloody Cool

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Bloody Cool Dracula Wallet

In the market for some Creep Wear? If you need a new wallet, I would suggest this Dracula Wallet. This cool wallet is made of vegan leather and features a very neat book-style design inspired by Bram Stoker’s Dracula. It is the perfect place to store your blood donor card. Which I always present to vampires, but they never seem to care. They just start sucking. It has 4 card slots, 1 clear window, and 2 full length pockets for cash. It is a pretty stylish wallet for both men and women. Also for both humans or vampires. Although I’m not sure what happens to this and your other belongings when you turn into a bat. At that point don’t the vampire hunters just take all of your stuff? How do you vampires even hang onto anything? Vampires must be one of the leading victims of identity theft. No wonder I never see you turn into bats these days.

It makes a great gift for vampire lovers. I dig that this Vampire Wallet actually looks like it could be the real book. Wear it proudly with this Vampire Heart Necklace. This is some stylish creature of the night bling we have here.