These are some creepy dolls. Don’t be fooled by Etsy shop PlushieCouture‘s cute name. Within their shop, you will find nightmares of the Furby variety. Like these Custom Furby Dolls. These are pure nightmare fuel. I thought run-of-the-mill(mouth) Furby’s were scary, but they are nothing compared to these hell-spawned creatures. Things get so much scarier when you put a Furby’s face on another body. Check out the shop and never sleep again if you have this toy in the house. Any of these toys. I know that I’m not sleeping any time soon. No way.
They have robot versions, worms, birds, Woody from Toy Story, He-Man, cats, gorillas, and more. There’s a custom Furby for everyone. These people love being Dr. Frankenstein to these creatures. All with that creepy Furby face that instills fear into the hearts of men. I’m actually cowering in a corner and crying as I write this. I can’t unsee it. So I share my terror with you. You’re welcome. We are all doomed. To be fair, crying in the corner is not unusual for me. Is it weird that I find that lady Furby above kinda sexy? Be honest, I know I have problems.
