These Roses don’t have thorns, but they do have teeth and eyes. So they can see you and can bite you. This is why I don’t garden people. Well, that and did you know that gardens are full of bugs? Yuck. These murderous roses make a great gift for anyone who wants a gruesome garden.
Rotten Rose was a truck-stop floozy,
She’d treat ya right if ya could get her boozy.
I’ll just stop there.
