Gang gang! This Straight Outta The Coffin T-Shirt is some serious gang shizz. The coffin gang. Definitely, the bloods then, not the crypts. Wear it and show your colors cuz you know the werewolf gang on the upper east side ain’t playin’ and stuff is about to pop off! They been lifting their legs in our hood and showing disrespect, pissing on every fire hydrant like the dogs they are. It’s war. It’s also starting to really smell bad.
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Straight Outta The Coffin
Ain’t been out dat often
My and my possie out for blood.
Pants are outta fashion
Like I’m expecting a flood.
Sipping O Negative like it was a positive
From my gothic pimp cup. It’s my prerogative.
Flying through the night with my bat homies
Sucking from the neck of a chick named Naomi.
I ain’t playing no garlic, I ain’t playing no cross.
Gotta make a note so I don’t forget to floss.
Teeth are all filed sharp as a razor.
I’m marking each victim with a mother f***ing laser.
Back to my coffin cuz I’m tired as sh*t
Been drinkin’ all night and it’s time to quit.