Wear it proudly. The I’m Gay For Mothman Cryptid T-Shirt doesn’t mean that aren’t also gay for Bigfoot or the Chupacabra. It just means that Mothman really converted you. Nothing wrong with it. I know people who are secretly gay for the Loch Ness Monster, but they use Mothman as a beard. No shame in any game my peeps. I myself am Tri-Cryptid. I’ll try anything. Guys, we should all totally wear this and join each other in the I’m gay for Mothman Million Mothman March.
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This UFO Abduction Bigfoot T Shirt shows Bigfoot getting sucked up into a UFO. Or does it? I think they are dropping this sasquatch off. What the shizz? You UFOs just think you can dump your creatures here anytime you want? This planet isn’t some Bigfoot daycare center. You can’t just drop your hairy brats off without even parking, leave them here for like 3 weeks and then pick them up after your big party of Alpha Centauri, still half drunk and smelling like alien sex and Martian Margaritas.
This Skull Cutout T-Shirt puts a giant skull on your back. Which I find kinda sexy. Fun fact: I just ripped up like 30 of my t-shirts trying to replicate this look. Didn’t work. You win some, ya lose some. Farts. That’s what I’m good at ripping. Along with my jeans. I won the annual crop dusting competition two years in a row after all. So at least there’s that.
This A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt is a handy shirt for the traveller. It lets you know what to call Bigfoot in different areas of the world, as well as how they differ in appearance. So if you run into one, you can quickly identify it. I usually just identify it as “Holy s**t! Did you see that huge motherf**ker?”
Not as classy as this Bigfoot Shirt, but still.
This United States Of Horror Movies T-Shirt just goes to show you, no matter where you move, something horrible is going to attack you. Save up your money kids. This shirt shows the horror movies that take place in every state. I don’t know about you, but I’m moving out of the country. I’m sick of getting attacked by weirdos and psychos.
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