Time travel exists. We all know it, cuz movies tell us so. Here’s proof. The woman in this painting from 1860 is clearly staring at an iPhone in her hands. Probably about to LOL. It was spotted by a visitor to an art museum in Munich. The painting is Austrian painter Ferdinand Georg Waldmuller’s “The Expected One.” Professionals say it’s a prayer book. You and I know better. Shut up. It’s an iPhone and that’s all there is to it.
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19th Century Traveling Vampire Killing Kit
You may be two centuries too late for this 19th Century Traveling Vampire Killing Kit, but don’t let that stop you. My motto is, “You see a vampire, you kill it!” That’s also my motto for cockroaches and spiders. This kit has everything you need to kill vampires dead. Plus it looks all old timey and awesome.
Reminds me of an old joke I heard once:
There once was a vampire named Mabel, whose period was notoriously stable. One night in June, she sat with a spoon and drank herself under the table.
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