Damn son. Star Wars has gone viral! Like full Ebola. He doesn’t collect bounties. He infects them. This Ebola Fett figure comes with Glow in the Dark action! Limited infection of only 25 pieces.
Ebola Fett
Ridin’ dirty in a Vette.
Laboratory Playa,
Infecting Slave Leia.
Forming a contagion
of lyrical Invasion.
Fell into a pit
made the mighty Sarlacc Spit.
Yeah! The star wars vehicles these guys ride is your immune system.
Let these Star Wars candles from the dark side, light up your room. Darth Vader finds your lack of spooky Star Wars candles disturbing. Don’t disappoint him. Besides you need some extra light right? I know I could use some extra light. I guess the electric company doesn’t appreciate being paid in piggybank coins and lint. The joke’s on them though. I just connected to the neighbors Wi-Fi to type this. Who names their Network Connection “Neighbor creeper with the f***ed up website not invited”? Did we get new neighbors? I didn’t see a moving truck. He has a website too. Cool. We have something in common. Now if they just had these in star wars vehicles.
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