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Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

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Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

Holy Krampus. I always wanted my very own Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Now I can get one for my very own. Look at this guy. The ancient demonic force from the 2015 spooky Christmas film is looking scary indeed. Use it for your holiday horror display or year round. There’s no wrong way to display this terror. He also comes with plenty of cool accessories. To be honest, this looks like me before my first cup of coffee. Have your self a terrifying Christmas. Oh yes, you will.

I mean I already pack a 6 inch Krampus, if know what I mean ladies. I might as well get a Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Just for bragging rights you know. Although its not the size of the Krampus, it’s how you display him for the holidays. Also check out this Krampus Holiday Cards Set. Send a card to me. I’m lonely. Sigh. But at least I have old Krampy here. He never lets me down. He scares the hell out of me, but he never lets me down. Old Krampy. Haha. That’s what I used to call my exe wife once a month. i wonder why she left me.

Nightmare on Elm Street – Freddy Krueger Mego Action Figure

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Nightmare on Elm Street - Freddy Krueger Mego Action Figure
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four. Freddy’s mom’s a wh**e. Yeah, I said it. What’s he gonna do, invade my dreams? Uh…. Oh sh*t! Well, I guess I’m staying up all night. This Freddy Krueger Mego Action Figure is straight from Englund. Robert Englund that is. The pizza-face likeness is amazing. It will give your toy sheld nightmares.

Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure

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Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure
Check out this Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure. If Jason had been wearing this mask, he never would have been able to sneak up on all of those horny fornicating teens and slash ’em. The mask is removable so you can see the ugly underneath. It includes 10 points of articulation, bloody mask, ax, and machete. It is based on Friday the 13th Part 3. Not the Friday the 13th that just happened on the calendar.

Bigfoot Action Figure – Eh, Could Be Bigger

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Bigfoot Action Figure
Big feet require a big action figure. Big feet is what the Bigfoot Action Figure is all about. He’s a real American hero. This hairy dude stands 7.25″ tall and is articulated for some awesome Bigfoot-posing action. Pose him how he was in the Patterson film. Pose him how he was when your cousin Jethro spotted him carrying off the family goat. Pose him like he’s taking a sasquatch in the woods and his stomach is all in knots cuz he has diarrhea. It’s all good.

Nightmare on Elm Street 4 Surgeon Freddy Action Figure

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Nightmare on Elm Street 4 Dream Master Surgeon Freddy Action Figure
Well hell this makes a lot of sense. The doc was supposed to remove my appendix and instead he removed both my legs. Luckily it was just a Freddy dream. I hate those. This Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master Surgeon Freddy Action Figure depicts Freddy as a surgeon from Nightmare on Elm Street 4. I don’t want to play Operation with this Doctor.