The Universal monsters got some serious coin yall. I’m talking cheddar. Bling Bling. Legal tender my peeps. I’m talking about this Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album. This set is limited to 5,000 worldwide. The coins are embossed on both sides with an antique silver finish and are individually numbered. This set is cool as a Monster Mash and doesn’t get you nearly as drunk. Monster Mash is my favorite drink. It’s just a combination of whiskey with a scary movie on the TV.
Tag: limited edition
Canadian UFO Event Depicted on New Coins
Sometimes UFOs abduct people and they take a poop sample. Why? No idea. Probably just another damn fetish. Their ships probably smell like ass. Let that sink in. Intergalactic ships just cruising through the galaxy smelling like ass. No air freshener in sight. Anywho, the Royal Canadian Mint has unveiled a new coin that celebrates a legendary UFO encounter in Manitoba. Way to go Canadians. You are celebrating some dude’s rectal exam.
The incident is known as the ‘Falcon Lake UFO event’ and it occurred in 1967 when Stefan Michalak spotted a pair of flying saucers while he was searching for precious metals and gems. Turns out the aliens were searching for precious metals and gems too. In his heinie-hole. I’m just guessing that’s what happened, cuz it always does.
So Canada is celebrating this on a new coin. I don’t have the heart to tell them that coins are typically round.
via CBC
Limited Edition Funko Universal Monsters Metaluna Mutant Vinyl Figure
Man, I love me some vintage scifi monsters. This Limited Edition Funko Universal Monsters Metaluna Mutant Vinyl Figure is awesome. Check out that veiny oversized brain and those vicious claws. I’m putting this one on my shelf. So scary. So cool. So mutated!
Unnameable Horrors Playing Cards – H.P. Lovecraft
I don’t care what these Unnameable Horrors Playing Cards say, horrors have names and those are the names of my ex wives. Anyway, these are cool playing cards. They have unspeakable horrors on them. Well, I’m speaking about them now. Bringing it all into the light. Let’s talk about this stuff. It combines the horrors of H.P. Lovecraft with your next poker tournament. It is a limited edition of only 3000 decks.
Read more “Unnameable Horrors Playing Cards – H.P. Lovecraft”
Halloween Collector’s Enamel Pin Set 6-Pack
Wear these pins on your Michael Myers costume. This Halloween Collector’s Enamel Pin Set 6-Pack gives you 6 pins based on the movie. I’m gonna wear them in a pattern that makes it look like they are stabbing and shooting each other. No one survives my accessorizing! Maybe I’ll have everyone stabbing and shooting that pumpkin. It is a limited edition of only 500 pieces, so get them now! Wear them with these Michael Myers Earrings.