If you’re looking for stress relief, you might want to take up the hobby of adult coloring books. Specifically this Creepy Clown Coloring Book. Man, I feel the stress just melting away. You know, despite the fact that coloring these nightmare clowns is making my heart race and making my muscles all tight. Why do I feel all paranoid and keep looking around me? Man, it’s a good thing I have this coloring book to help me feel better, cuz I’m really f**kin high strung now man!
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Haunted Doll Home Decor – Test Tube Clowns
What the- There’s nothing like decorating with a bunch of half naked, one-legged,burnt looking, clown faced dolls in some sort of mutant breeding tubes to brighten up your home. This Haunted Doll Home Decor is some real nightmare fuel. No, really. I was having a nightmare last night and woke up. I found this Haunted Doll Home Decor and went back to bed. Nightmare refueled! I really don’t want to talk about it. Not now. Not ever.
IT IRL – Clowns Break Into Some Guy’s House
So two clowns break into some guy’s house and surprisingly, they didn’t trash the place and leave balloon animals everywhere. Also surprising that it was only two clowns and that they didn’t get out of a full clown-packed tiny car. Though they did swap out his doorbell for one that now sprays water in your face when you push the button. Clowns are evil, I think we can all agree on that. Is there anything more disturbing than discovering footage of a clown break-in in your home? Even scarier, the guy who owns the house says there is no video of them leaving the house. Did they go out the window? Exit to another dimension?
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