If you’re looking for stress relief, you might want to take up the hobby of adult coloring books. Specifically this Creepy Clown Coloring Book. Man, I feel the stress just melting away. You know, despite the fact that coloring these nightmare clowns is making my heart race and making my muscles all tight. Why do I feel all paranoid and keep looking around me? Man, it’s a good thing I have this coloring book to help me feel better, cuz I’m really f**kin high strung now man!
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Werewolf Hands Adult Gloves
These Werewolf Hands Adult Gloves are awesome. I like to use them to scare the hell out of people. Just put these on and then let your hand creep around the corner or a doorway so that people think a werewolf is stalking them. Nope. It was just me stalking you. Again. You want to alert the police before or after I leave? Just asking cuz it smells like you’re cooking dinner and I’m starving. Owwww! Don’t taze me bro! Okay, I’m going. Pranks are not so much fun these days what with all of the state of the art weaponry available.
Kill Time Coloring Books
These Kill Time Coloring Books are designed to give you peace of mind. Did someone piss you off? Well, don’t yell and curse at them. Color your anger away and release the tension in your life by coloring some of the greatest horror kills of all time. That’s how you relieve stress like an adult. Don’t grab your machete, grab your crayons. Then go in for the kill.
Action Horror Coloring Book – Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies
The Action Horror Coloring Book – Vampires vs Werewolves vs Zombies is a real mouthful to say, but it gives you 30 hand drawn images to color anyway you want. Maybe you want a pink zombie attacking a green werewolf. Maybe you want a vampire with blue hair like your grandma’s. Maybe you want a vampire and a werewolf to fight while wearing bikinis. Whatever. I don’t judge. Whatever floats your weird-ass boat.
All I know is that adults are coloring now and it is socially acceptable, so I no longer have to hide in the basement when I do it. So if you see a pasty dude outside, clutching crayons in one hand and shielding his eyes from the sun with the other, that’s just me. I may see my shadow and run back inside. If I do, that means six more weeks of social awkwardness.
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Full Body Skeleton Halloween Costume
Man, girls like this make me so nervous. I never know what to say. Nice Full Body Skeleton Halloween Costume. Seems like I can’t say anything without coming off like a jerk. I can’t tell her that I want to strip the bones off of her. Just sounds wrong. No matter how true it may be. Hey baby, you have some tight fitting bones! No, that won’t work. She does have a nice set of ribs on her though. This is the first time something has ever been ribbed for my pleasure. Just FYI. You see why I’m such a hit with the ladies? You should all be happy I spend my time writing this blog, rather than being slapped by you all day long. Bringing you the hits like this poison ivy costume.