Normally alien facehuggers impregnate you in the face so that another alien bursts out of your chest, but this Etsy seller thinks walking dogs is a much better use for them.

Just let this Alien Facehugger Dog Leash sink it’s teeth into your dog as it wraps it’s arms around your dog’s back. By the time you walk to the park, an alien head will have burst from it’s rectum in an explosion of poo, leaving you lying dead on the grass, still clutching your poo bag. NOT a good idea. No one wants to die with a poo bag in their hand.
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