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Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow

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Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow
This Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow lets you lay down on the couch and get your damn face hugged into oblivion. Naptime is now nightmare time. Alien eggs. For your couch. Or bed. Or wherever the hell you want to be scared to death. Bonus: If someone tries to grab your pillow, you can say, “Hey! Lego my alien EGGo!” That’s always fun. At least until they hatch. Then your fun wordplay aint shizz! You’re just alien Xenomorph food.

After it eats you, it’s gonna sit on your couch watching Oprah and warm up all of the other eggs until they hatch. Sad really.

Alien Facehugger Bracelet

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Alien Facehugger Bracelet
In space no one can hear you scream. Or accessorize. But wear this Alien Facehugger Bracelet anyway cuz it is awesome. It is just filled with Facehuggers in search of a face, but finding only a wrist. It comes in two styles. One for men and one for women. You might also like this Alien Xenomorph chokers.

Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace

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Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace
A Facehugger will hug your face until you are dead, then when your face decomposes to nothing but a skull, this octopus will come along and hug it. Maybe even make sweet love to it. I ain’t judging. What you see above is the sweet afterglow of an afternoon delight. Hey, it has eight tentacles to love you with and it will love you long time. This Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace captures that beautiful, vulnerable moment.

Life Size Articulated FaceHugger

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Life Size Articulated FaceHugger
Holy crap guys! This Life Size Articulated FaceHugger could be in my yard. No, I mean it might be in my yard right now cuz something has been digging those giant holes. It’s too big to be a gopher. Man, something just scurried by the window and ran up the side of the house. BRB.

*Runs around the backyard hammering pictures of my face attached to wooden stakes in the ground. Watches as the Facehugger takes the bait and tries to hug all of those faces. Cocks my shotgun one-handed like and blows him to hell.*

I got too much face for your race sucker!

Alien Facehugger Mask And Sweater

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Alien Facehugger Mask And Sweater
You know what day it is? Alien Day. The day we celebrate the classic sci-fi horror movie and one of the things that made me such a terrified and awkward child. It gave us Xenomorphs and Facehuggers and Sigourney Weaver in her undies. Anyway, to celebrate the anniversary, Mondo is selling a bunch of cool Alien stuff today. Our favorites are the Alien Sweater and the Facehugger Ski Mask.

The sweater looks pretty awesome, but that mask scares the hell out of me. I feel like I’m being robbed by a Facehugger wearing assailant every time I look at that pic. That is some scary shizz right there. It’s like man and facehugger have merged.
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