Chime to drunk sim beer. I mean time to drunk sim beer.
How drunk did you have to get to hang up all of those Beer Bottle Wind Chimes?
I’m not drink. Juss like to hear da pretty music. Havin’ the chime o my life!
Yeah, but you realize that just getting from the driveway to your door sounds like a thunderstorm hitting a glass factory.
Don’t pay no nevermind and help me drink up another case. I got a tree out back that ain’t been beered yet!
Hey baby! You look great in that Bottle Cap Dress. You must have drank a ton of Bud Light and Coors and been tipsy on that sewing machine. So glad we met through that beercrafting dating service. You like my cowboy hat? Nah, we don’t stand out. Do you think we stand out?
I am totally getting some tonight. You know how I know? Psst! *Whispers* I brought a bottle opener.
This beer bottle cap dress is like a suit of drunken armor that you can wear to your next crazy party.