*Singing* Everybody’s talking about revolution, evolution… All I am sayyyying…Is give peace a chance.

Now I’m gonna go lay in bed and take questions from reporters. Now where was I? Oh yeah. Evolution. Life’s a b*tch. Then you die. Then you rise again as a zombie. Then you eat brains. Then your skin starts rotting and falling off. Then you get shot in the head by some dude who couldn’t understand your zombie talk. All you wanted was that Reese’s cup he was holding.

Anyway, this cool Zombie Evolution T Shirt puts it all in perspective. I must be the missing link cuz I don’t see tubby nerd represented on this shirt.