This skeleton looks mad as hell. Like he’s having trouble dropping his payload. So he decided to check out the internet on an old ass big laptop. Yep, Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines are a thing. I need this for my shelf. It’s a reminder to have more fiber in your diet if nothing else, whether you’re a skeleton or not. I think he needs the Squatty Potty.
Tag: humorous
Glow In The Dark Skeleton Hands Tank Top
Wow. Check out this Glow In The Dark Skeleton Hands Tank Top. That skeleton really has his hands full huh? With boobs. And so the magical power of boobs makes his bony hands glow. Isn’t nature beautiful? I wanna say that a skeleton snuck up behind her and said BOO! But he probably said BOOBS instead. Ladies, you owe it to yourselves to highlight your assets with this awesome tank top.
Deer Caught On Camera Having Epic Slap Fight
Sure, we tend to focus on the scary stuff here at creepbay, but we are also about the weird. Like two deer having a slap fight! Oh yeah!
Who you calling Bambi Biatch? I’ll slap the antlers off you! SLAP! I’m calling you Bambi biatch cuz that hunter bagged your mom! SLAP! Don’t you talk about my mother! SLAP! I’ll talk about your mother all I want. She’ll do anybody as long as they have the doe! Get it? Doe? Her name is dil right? Dil Doe? Ha ha ha ha! Your mom’s a dil doe! SLAP!
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Friday The 13th Socks – Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah
Sadly these Friday The 13th Socks don’t actually make a sound, but once someone reads the bottom, they know what it means. Huh? It’s the sound that Jason Voorhees makes ya dork. Fun fact: It’s also the sound that I make during sexy time. Which is why my lovers have to wear headphones. Now why they also need a blindfold I have no idea.
Good Ol’ Menstrual Cycle Poster
Check out this Good Ol’ Menstrual Cycle Poster. It shows the entire cycle and explains what’s going on. My poster would have been way different. It would start with a bunch of cramping and end with a woman chasing me with a knife, while clutching a box of bon-bons in the other hand and cradling a gallon of ice cream in the crook of her arm. Then when she caught me, she would slice me on the arm just to mark me, then tell me how much she loves me and how sorry she is. Then 28 days later we would repeat it all over again. Isn’t nature wonderful?
Thanks for the tip Calyn.