Some colognes and perfumes make you smell all flowery, but this cool new Demeter Graham Cracker Cologne Spray makes you smell delicious. Who doesn’t love graham crackers? Probably only Nazis, but they hate everything. The sweet taste and intoxicating scent always draws me back for more. Sadly graham crackers don’t dunk in milk for s**t, so you have a mound of graham cracker sand on the bottom of your glass. They should just sell liquid graham crackers and save everyone the trouble.

This fragrance combines the scents of honey, molasses, cinnamon, and vanilla. Glass of milk smell sold separately.