Some colognes and perfumes make you smell all flowery, but this cool new Demeter Graham Cracker Cologne Spray makes you smell delicious. Who doesn’t love graham crackers? Probably only Nazis, but they hate everything. The sweet taste and intoxicating scent always draws me back for more. Sadly graham crackers don’t dunk in milk for s**t, so you have a mound of graham cracker sand on the bottom of your glass. They should just sell liquid graham crackers and save everyone the trouble.
This fragrance combines the scents of honey, molasses, cinnamon, and vanilla. Glass of milk smell sold separately.
Hey Baby. You are looking cute as dungeon loot. What do you say we blow this dungeon and level up together? I would totally hit that. And my nerd D and D character has a ton of hit points, so I would hit it again and again. Hairy and scary, just the way I like ’em.
Forget remote controlled cars, robots and Transformers. I have a new favorite toy. This 
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