I made a poem about this Gothic Black Cat Pendant.
Black Kitty goes meow meow.
Black kitty wants food now now.
Black kitty ready to chow now!
Black kitty so hungry he could eat a cow now.
Black kitty is eating human cuz you should have fed black kitty.
I drew inspiration from my cat cuz that’s what he told me. Just before he bit my ankle.
Ohhhh classy. Oh my goth! This Gothic Black Filigree Bat Necklace is awesome. The sparkly part in the middle mesmerizes me, while the bat wings carry me off to a far away land. Of course that could be the meds kicking in. I’ll let you know. Seriously though, this necklace is classy, dark and sassy. This one is gonna look good against your bosom ladies. You’ll be absolutely batty about it.
Check out this Gothic Black Cat Cameo Necklace. I just made a song about it:
Black cat
Whack cat
Dirty old puss
Pooping in his box
And being a wuss
OW! My cat just bit me. How did he even know I was- Oh yeah. I was singing out loud as I typed. Seriously though, SEND HELP. He’s been holding me hostage for years and only lets me out to buy food and litter.
Nah. Sorry, I can’t buy this cool Skull and Crossbones Necklace. Cuz I’ve been conditioned to associate it with poison. Then again, it also means pilates, so… Fun fact,I meant to type pirates, but I typed pilates instead. Both are fun, just not together. Anywho these necklaces are some real beauties. Shiver me timbers as I get ye all limber teaching me pilates class. Next, we do the “walk the plank” stretches. While ye be doing that, I’ll be robbing the gold from yer purse.
This Bat Girl Cameo Necklace is for the bat girl in your life. Unless your bat girl flew away. Sometimes they do that. Mine flew away once and then I caught her hanging from the roof of a cave with another man, just dropping bat-poop everywhere. It made me sad. But sometimes ya just gotta pick yourself back up and find yourself another cute girl with wings. So you can clip them this time and make sure she isn’t all up in some other dude’s belfry! JK, I didn’t cut her wings. I just glued them together. JK