Our worst fears have come true. The machines are “awakening” and coming to life. Picking us off one by one just like in Stephen King’s Maximum Overdrive. Check out this security camera footage from a train station in Turkey that shows one of my worst nightmares. An escalator suddenly opens up and swallows a guy. (On the right. At 0:20) Damn. I guess that escalator got itself a little Turkish Delight for a snack. A large gap, or as I like to call it, a “machine mouth” opens up between the steps and just takes this guy down.
It took an hour to save him and he lived cuz machines suck at chewing their food. I’m taking the stairs from now on. Read more “Escalator Eats Turkish Man”
I know you are, but what am I? Hehe. These Pee-Wee Herman And Big Lebowski Robot Coin-Op Animated Machines are pretty awesome, but super creepy as hell. You have to watch the videos below. It will convince you that hell is a real place, because these animatronics clearly have tormented souls trapped within.
When a quarter is inserted ,a doorbell dings (an actual mechanical chime) ,which wakes up the animated Pee-Wee , and the show begins! I wanted to capture everything Pee-Wee Herman in under 2 minutes,so the first half of his performance features the actual TV theme song to “Pee Wee’s Playhouse” , as the animatronic Pee-Wee moves around and “talks” in sync to the music and flashing lights ! The second half of the program features his famous quotes from the 1985 movie “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”, and he even does his signature dance to the song “Tequila” ,just like in the movie!
Relaxing on his famous rug in his bathrobe,joint in one hand, White Russian cocktail in the other, animatronic Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski , comes to life ,moving in his apartment and reciting all of his famous quotes from the cult classic movie “The Big Lebowski” as soon as you deposit a coin into this unique machine !
For the second half of the program, The Dude asks you if it’s ok if he can “Do a J” while taking a hit from his joint as one of many memorable songs from the movie plays!! Real smoke pours out of his mouth as he leans back and exhales, and the tip of his “joint” even lights up!The non-toxic smoke smells nice & sweet, like Kahlúa! Far out ,man….far fuc**ng out!
His head is fully animated, and his mouth moves in sync to all the dialog too.
At the end of the program, he even dispenses you a gumball, says good-bye,then goes back to “sleep” as the lights turn off .”Darkness warshed over the Dude – darker’n a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie night.”
