Mold Paintings

Mold Paintings
These Mold Paintings from ShannonLeeArtist are paintings of mold. They go with your crown molding. The downside for me is that if I hung these on the wall, I wouldn’t even know the difference. Where does the wall end and the painting begin? No idea. The super was supposed to get some people in here to clean the place up, but as I learned on move-in day, he ain’t super. Not even cool or just okay. He just likes to count his money and laugh a lot.

Anywho this one is a painting of moldy applesauce. I own the original in my fridge.

Moldy Bread Soap

Moldy Bread SoapNothing is worse than moldy bread. It means no toast for you today. You can either throw it out or just let it grow into nice thick green slices and take notes like a scientist. Then you can throw it out for the birds to eat and be a scientist all over again when those birds trip balls for a few hours. Good times. My lawn was like a living flapping nightmare that day.

Anyway, wash yourself with this bar of moldy bread soap for $6.95. Just don’t confuse it with your real moldy bread.