Whoa. Looks like Mickey found himself under an atomic bomb. This Zombie Mickey Mouse Skull looks like something the natives would shake at you upon entering Disneyland after the apocalypse. Which would fittingly be referred to as the crappiest place on Earth.
Mickey Mouse? More like Icky Mouse! Or moldy mouse. Here I come to save the dayyyyyy! Wait, wrong mouse. He even has fangs now. Maybe this is what happens when Disney puts all of it’s money into Star Wars.
When last we saw Uma Thurman it was as a mannequin wearing a Poison Ivy costume. Now we have this….I apologize in advance for making you look at her nasty, weird, proof of alien life feet. They totally freak me out. Kill Bill? More like kill any pair of shoes. I’m pretty sure they’re still growing.
Anyhow, this Etsy seller has a rare statue with a serious case of Ewwww-Ma Thurman feet. The seller bought the statue feet unseen and then discovered the horror when she received it. Painting didn’t help. It only made the demon feet worse. Now she just needs the feet to beat a hasty retreat from her life. For $11,019.28. The price is totally justified. Kinda like lawsuit money for having to look at those nasty tootsies.
What the hell Uma? Why are your feet like man feet with elongated fingers? *shudders* Do NOT want to play footsie with her. Her toes will put my toes in a toe-lock and break bones.
Wow. I hope that guy can unlock that Saw reverse bear trap in time so it doesn’t rip his jaws open. I don’t know about you, but I’m not a fan of scary puppets that make me play games. Well, unless it’s Go Fish. Love that game. Still trying to master it though. I think I made it into the National semi finals this year. Fingers crossed. Those kindergarten kids are gonna poop themselves. No, at least some of them really will.
Anyway, this prop from the Saw movies can be yours for $400.00. It’s totally safe. Meaning it won’t rip your jaws apart, but it does weigh 5 pounds so it will be a pain in the neck.
Sometimes you miss the chance to buy an item and somebody else gets the score. That was the case with these babies in a can. I never even had a chance to buy them. I was hovering over the buy button, trying to think how many I had in the pantry and just like that, gone. Turns out, I was all out of ’em too.
Look at ’em, looking so creamy and tasty, all crammed in there, wiggling around. Yummy!
The Ebay seller who unleashed this strange demon calls it a “Woodland Princess Creature.” I just see a half plucked chicken with a tiara and an old man lion face. Dude essentially just took a butterball and put some jewelry on it. It’s only $23. This thing might come in handy as bait to catch other chickens. Chickens with very bad eyesight. Damn that thing is pluckin’ ugly!
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