These Flashing LED Eyelashes are not futuristic, not cool looking and they have wires going over your ears that look like wire hangers and it makes them look like glasses for your eyelashes. Also you have to wear a motion sensor on the back of your head for them to work, so… Futuristic Cyborg fail! This is what you wear when you want to absolutely, positively keep the opposite sex away from you. Forever. Yeah, you will never know sex again. And no, I’m not going to explain it to you. I’m too busy having the sex and can’t stop. Won’t stop. Cuz my eyelashes bring all the girls to the yard.
Tag: motion activated
Motion Activated Clown Alarm Scares Trash Stealing Bear
Humans aren’t the only ones that fear clowns. Badgers and hedgehogs fear clowns too, but that’s beside the point. Bears also rightly fear clowns. The fear of clowns denotes a highly evolved animal, cuz to not fear the clown is stupid and dangerous. Anywho, recently, Larry Ogle of Salem, Virginia attached a creepy motion activated clown to his garbage can outside and it sent a trash stealing bear running away in terror when the evil laughing clown alarm went off.
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Scary Tapping Peeper
Jeepers creepers, why is this guy going all peepers and looking in my window and tapping on the glass? *Screams like a girl in the full throws of beatlemania, puts hands to face and falls over fainting.* Beatlemania. It was a thing. Look it up.
Damn this Tapping Peeper is scary. Scarier than that other one we featured awhile back. This one taps on the glass so you will jump right out of your skin, call the cops and then grab the shotgun and every knife in the kitchen, run back in the room and see it again, then have a heart attack.
Tapping Peeper. *Giggles* Sounds dirty. I’d tap that. With my peeper.
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