Vintage Looking Haunted Doll With Sound

Vintage Looking Haunted Doll With Sound
Love scaring the ones around you? Have you always been a lover of all things creepy? Of course you are, that’s why you’re here. As Halloween approaches, you may be looking for some spooky décor to really bring out the holiday spirit and also scare the hell out of people. This Haunted Doll prop is sure to get the blood pumping and will give you the satisfaction of creeping out your guests! This doll comes with sound effects and takes AA batteries, which are included. The height is 15 inches. Kick off Halloween with a scream caused by a well-placed Haunted Doll! It says “Come play with me.” “I’m watching you.” and “You drop me and I broke and that made me angry.”

Aliens In New York City Prank

Aliens In New York City Prank
This is a video from FOX to promote the January 3rd release of The X-Files on Fox. Basically they scare the hell out of people by having aliens show up. Alien hands reaching out of a newspaper vending machine, aliens popping out of things, aliens scaring unsuspecting New Yorkers. It takes a lot to scare New Yorkers. Most of these victims may have had a jump scare at first, but then they are just quickly relieved that they didn’t step in bum-piss or get attacked by one of the city’s many dog-sized cockroaches. Oh just an alien? No big deal. “I’m a New Yorker! I just impaled a radioactive sewer rat with my umbrella, so get outta here which your aliens ya jabroni! Forget about it!”
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The Moon Ring

The Moon Ring
Honey, I love you so much. I always said that I would give you the moon and stars. Well, here is your moon, my precious angel. *Hands over the closed box containing the Moon Ring.* Oh honey, you are the most thoughtful man. I am so lucky to have you- *Opens box as a miniature butt farts on her.* You’re sleeping on the couch tonight! And every night!

Hilarity Evolved – Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion

Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion
The Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion is an old classic updated for the modern age. It is a whoopee cushion that looks like the poop emoji. So when you put it on someone’s chair, they are not only going to make a fart noise so you can point and laugh, they are also sitting on poop. Now that’s what I call some high tech, modern innovation. It’s a gag that never gets old. It just gets more poop themed.

Scary Peeper Alien Decoration – The Truth Is Out There

Scary Peeper Alien Decoration
Attach this Scary Peeper Alien Decoration to any window and scare the bejesus out of your friends and family. He looks like he is communicating telepathically with his victim. Hell, I see his victim reflected in his eye. You see that? Some lucky dude is about to get a visit from the intergalactic proctologist. Good luck with that. Nothing that a little hemorrhoid cream and a cry in the corner can’t fix. This is even better than the Sasquatch Scary Peeper

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