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Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular

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Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular
Damn, that’s spooky. These Miniature LED Ghost Dolls are amazing. They have that ethereal glow that only comes from the afterlife. They come in 4 different poses, and all will scare the bejesus out of you. For real. I used to be full of bejesus, and now it’s gone. Where’d my bejesus go? Maybe it went to church. It’s about time. Mom’s always bugging me about it. Well, at least part of me went. At 1:12 scale, these will be perfect for creating a haunted doll house or a cool Halloween diorama that will get all of the attention. I’m gonna put these in my haunted doll house. I mean- Not mine. My friends. I don’t play with dolls. They’re called action figures and they’re collectable!

You have to love the ghostly glow on these LED Ghost Dolls. They levitate, they sit. The cast an eerie glow that seems to steal the warmth from your body. They send chills down my spine. Oh, wait, that might just be because I’m hiding in my refrigerator. Are they gone? The wi-fi in here sucks by the way. These dolls scare me almost as much as a screaming ghost head in a box.

Just Wrong – Flashing LED Eyelashes

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Just Wrong - Flashing LED Eyelashes
These Flashing LED Eyelashes are not futuristic, not cool looking and they have wires going over your ears that look like wire hangers and it makes them look like glasses for your eyelashes. Also you have to wear a motion sensor on the back of your head for them to work, so… Futuristic Cyborg fail! This is what you wear when you want to absolutely, positively keep the opposite sex away from you. Forever. Yeah, you will never know sex again. And no, I’m not going to explain it to you. I’m too busy having the sex and can’t stop. Won’t stop. Cuz my eyelashes bring all the girls to the yard.

Werewolf 3D LED Lamp Has Big Teeth

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Werewolf 3D LED Lamp
You don’t have to wait for a full moon to see a werewolf anymore. You can have one that looks like a hologram thanks to this sweet Werewolf 3D LED Lamp. Perfect for the home or office that is lacking in scary werewolf jaws and teeth. Sadly, that is most homes and offices in the world. You can change the color or even have it cycle through different colors. This thing looks vicious.

Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns

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Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns
Celebrate the day of the dead or any day in style with these Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns. And when the Day of the Dead turns into the Night of the Living Dead, these lanterns will shine brightly. And when things turn into the Night of the Living Dead, you can maybe strangle a zombie with them. Maybe. I guess we will see. Because the day is coming. Until then, Imma be relaxing on my Sugar Skull Beach Blanket.

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Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light

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Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light
This Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light is awesome. It’s like Cthulhu just punched a tentacle through your wall to give you a little light. Thanks a lot Cthulhu, but unless you plan on staying there and holding that light for the rest of your life, I’m gonna need that wall fixed. Damn. Stop trying to be so overly helpful. It causes problems. Great. Now I hurt his feelings. It’s gonna be okay big guy. Stop crying. My walls are getting all wet.