I know what you are asking? Is this my mummy? It could be. This Miniature Mummy in a Coffin is going to look great on your desk or anywhere else. He’s miniature, but he has a big heart, so treat him right. Mummies get so wrapped up in their work. Like when you wear these mummy leggings to work. Brains! Brains! Oh man, I got that wrong didn’t I? Too much caffeine today. Don’t tell anyone. Mums the word. Those coffins they keep mummies in are pretty dusty. No wonder they call them a sar-cough-agus! And I’m outta here.
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Unwrap These Cool Mummies Playing Cards
Oh man, I’m about to get wrapped up in this card game. Cuz of these awesome Mummies Playing Cards. Perfect for poker nights in your ancient tomb. So open up some ancient sarcophaguses and play a game with your own mummy or mummies. If you can handle all of their groaning and moaning. C’mon, how bad can it be being wrapped up in toilet paper? It isn’t like it was already used toilet paper. Damn. Check out that cool art.
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