Decorate with monsters, that’s what I say. This Creature from the Black Lagoon Saucer Plate will look great on your wall. I know they call him the Creature from the Black Lagoon, but I don’t see color. The lagoon could be pink for all I care. *Laughs like a rich idiot as I lift my teacup to my lips from my monster decorated saucer. Rings for the butler.* Wait. Why am I wearing a powdered wig? It’s like I’m not even in control of my own imagination. Damn.

Anyway, back to playing with my action figure.