UMETOYS makes these cool Horror Hangers that put monsters on your wall. It’s like a bunch of nightmares poking their heads through your wall to see what you’re up to. You can choose from Gill-Man, a bearded zombie, Frankenstein, and a ghost that looks like an old crazy woman. These monsters are gonna look amazing on your wall.
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These Creature From The Black Lagoon Hairclips will look awesome in your hair and I’m pretty sure they might give you a good head massage too without leaving your hair smelling like a nasty fish man. Are you a brunette? Then call him the Creature from the Black Hair Lagoon. Blondes have more fun? Nah. Blondes get carried off by monsters. Brunettes get to accessorize with them.
Decorate with monsters, that’s what I say. This Creature from the Black Lagoon Saucer Plate will look great on your wall. I know they call him the Creature from the Black Lagoon, but I don’t see color. The lagoon could be pink for all I care. *Laughs like a rich idiot as I lift my teacup to my lips from my monster decorated saucer. Rings for the butler.* Wait. Why am I wearing a powdered wig? It’s like I’m not even in control of my own imagination. Damn.
Anyway, back to playing with my action figure.
Check out this sweet Creature From The Black Lagoon Block Print. Now you can display one of the coolest movie monsters on your wall. Also one of the slimiest and smelliest. Very fishy. Here he is messing with a ship’s anchor. During a storm. It’s how Gilligan and crew got shipwrecked. True story. Hey if this guy were in the cast it would have been GILL-igan’s Island. Get it? Bad joke? Gil-ty as charged!
Super size me! What- Not french fries and a Coke, but I’ll take those too. I’m talkin’ a super sized monster for your toy collection. The Creature From The Black Lagoon Super Size Action Figure. Dude stands 22 inches tall. This is one purchase I won’t feel Gill-ty about. I’m gonna take him in the bath tub with me too. What? Dude needs moisture constantly. Ain’t nothing wrong with a little man and Creature action in the rub-a-dub-tub!
It beats that cheap knock-off version my mom got me called Preacher From The Black Lagoon. You can only pull the string and hear a sermon somany times before you have to kill it with fire. He did have a kick ass preacher outfit dripping with seaweed though.
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