When you have this Raven Light Switch Plate Cover, the Ravens only come out in the light. Reminds me of Edgar Allan Poe-lease turn the damn lights out when you leave a room! I’m not made of money you know. Plus, it’s wasteful. So to leaving the lights on, I say “Nevermore!”
This light switch plate looks pretty cool. So don’t be bird-brained and turn out the light. That’s all I’m saying.
Sweet! If I’m not mistaken, the way this Palmistry Hand Decorative Plate works is that you slam your hand down on it super hard and smash up up, then you align the cracks with the symbols to find out how mad you are. At least, that’s my experience. If everything lines up with the middle finger you are “F**k you” mad. And boy was my wife F**k you mad when I broke her’s to test this theory. Palmistry is fun.
Decorate with monsters, that’s what I say. This Creature from the Black Lagoon Saucer Plate will look great on your wall. I know they call him the Creature from the Black Lagoon, but I don’t see color. The lagoon could be pink for all I care. *Laughs like a rich idiot as I lift my teacup to my lips from my monster decorated saucer. Rings for the butler.* Wait. Why am I wearing a powdered wig? It’s like I’m not even in control of my own imagination. Damn.
Anyway, back to playing with my action figure.
*Flips switch* Ow! Cut my finger on the teeth again. Ow! Damnit! Now I probably have an infection from Monster saliva. What the hell. I didn’t need the lights on anyway. Gonna use candles from now on. Stupid Monster Light Switch Cover Plates. Plus, that puddle of drool/saliva on the floor under the light switch is probably a safety hazard. These guys still aren’t housebroken. And I’m sick of brushing their teeth once a month! That’s more than I brush my own.
If you don’t mind all that, you can choose from this one or this one.
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Holy Necronomicon Batman! This Necronomicon Light Switch Plate will make me way to scared to turn the lights off. Or on. Turn ’em off and I’ll be too scared of some portal to hell opening up and swallowing me whole as Cthulhu devours my soul. Turn ’em on and that Necronomicon face will scare the bejesus out of me and I got very little bejesus left!
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