Two British athletes starring on a reality show are claiming that a sex ghost is haunting their hotel rooms. British paralympian Kadeena Cox and retired rugby star Gareth Thomas are two of the celebrities competing on “The Jump”. I know, I never heard of it either. Famous people compete in snow sports and jump things. Or something. But shizz got real. During the episode, Cox reportedly asked for a new room after being sexually violated by a ghost. Excuse me for 5 minutes while I giggle at the name. Cox! Hahahahha. Okay, I’m back.

Anyway, Cox “was penetrated” by a ghost.

“She had a ghost going in and out of her. She had a sleep thing,” he said, according to the Sun. “She wishes it were a person… It was going in and out of her body.”

Sounds like you have a serious case of disembodied ghost weiner. Who ya gonna call? Seriously, I’m guessing it is a case of sleep-wanking, pure and simple. Happens to me a lot. Sometimes you don’t remember. Sometimes it is a ghost and they never call you back. Or they get too clingy and get in bed every night for a week, until you say you have a headache. I don’t know why I waited a week, okay? That’s not the point.
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