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This $15,000. Monkey Bike Is Bananas

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A planet where apes have evolved from Schwinns? Get your handlebars out from under me you damn dirty ape! This crazy Simian Schwinn is bananas. It’s nuts!

The only thing the seller says in the ad is to not get it wet. I can only guess it turns into some weird monkey-gremlin mode of transport in the rain. I promise not to feed it after midnight either. Can I just take it for a spin? I’m digging the whole chimp head hood ornament thing and the banana where a reflector should be. I shall name it Dr. Zaius.
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Bald Headed Crying Dumpster Monkey

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Not sure where Ebay seller Hookamonky is finding the items that they’re selling. From the looks of this ugly, worn out, chewed up and spit out 1,000 times monkey, I would have to say that the seller is scraping the bottom of the dumpster barrel. This thing is horrid! No wonder the monkey is crying. He doesn’t want to be put up on Ebay, being told to do a little money dance on top of a piano, shaking its money-maker for potential Ebay buyers. Read more “Bald Headed Crying Dumpster Monkey”

Color Photo Of Painted Bananas Spooning

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Color Photo Of Painted Bananas SpooningThis s**t is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Too bad we missed this color photo of painted bananas. In bed and spooning. I know what they just did! Someone made the banana-beast with 2 backs. High five bro.
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