I’m going to put a peacock feather on my hat and really show up that pitcher. Gonna hit a line drive right upside his head and then I’m going to steal second base like he stole my heart last season. The name on the uniform is Prancer for a reason! It rhymes with dancer! What’s that Mr. Umpire? Do I like to play Reindeer games? Do I ever? You cheeky thing.

Hey Mr Pitcher man! Over here! We just met and already I got to second base. Hey look over here while I’m finger-waving at you and twirling my feather boa. Oh enough with the making dough eyes you silly goose. God, I love this game!