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This Guy Is The Ultimate eBay Pitchman

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This Guy Is The Ultimate eBay Pitchman
This guy rocks the hell out of eBay. He must be selling stuff like crazy.

The title: Star Wars.

Is it a car? An action figure? A poster? Who knows.

The listing says only: “It’s new the package is mess up”

No sh*t! The package is “mess up”. The package is gone. It’s just the bubble with the figure inside. Dude don’t care! He’s got no shirt, probably no pants on either and has a smoke going. All right there in his trailer park kitchen. Every item the dude sells is like this. He’s the honey badger of eBay. He don’t care!

He’s like, “Look, I’m half naked, just got up and you want this $2 item or not? I got a beer can collection to admire!”

Thanks for the tip Jeremy.

Custom Painted Skeleton Guitar

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painted skeleton guitar
This Custom Painted Skeleton Guitar is pretty cool. Bands and singers that use this? Well, there’s PElvis Presley of course. Bone Thugs N Harmony. Spinal Tap. Just to name a few. Pretty awesome.

But what really freaks me out is the second image below. It’s like a friggin’ I Spy game. Everytime I thought I spotted everything, I found something else. Would it kill ya to clean up when we come over? I spy with my little eye:

A ghost child or apparition on the left.
A coffin bookcase.
A bust with one arm.
A tan dog’s feet.
A black dog asleep. (Are they both just one big dog?)
A used tissue.
Oh and a skeleton guitar.

Play along in the comments. Did I miss anything?
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Offensive Much? The Natives Are Restless

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black americanaNot much to say about this listing for a Vintage 7 Pc Lot Black Americana Native African Figurines Salt Pepper Set. Wow. Just wow.
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You Need This Unique Life-Sized Spring For Reasons

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giant springWhat have we here? A giant spring? This is just what I need to complete my slinky themed bachelor pad. And just look at that image. Sex sells baby! Hey there doll, how about I spring forward and you fall back? You know what I’m sayin’?
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Buy This Vintage Elf With Bunny Ears…Or He’ll Cut You

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dangerous bunny elfBuy me now or I swear to the God of all bunny elves, I’ll cut ya! My current owner is selling me so I ain’t got nothin’ to lose. Come at me bro! That pretty face needs the tender care of my box cutter.