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Halloween Bat Wine Opener

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Halloween Bat Wine Opener
Halloween is the battiest bat-tastic time of year. That’s why I always use this Goth gift wrap that is covered in bats. It is frighteningly festive. And this Halloween Bat Wine Opener is the perfect way to open that bottle of blood-red wine after you’ve watched your horror movies and handed out treats to all of the little demons on Halloween night. Just grab your bat-friend, spread those wings, and open up your wine. That sweet tipsy feeling is on the way. The best bats always help you get drunk, and this little guy is no different. It’s like he is flying while he is opening your wine. Wings up, wings down, I’m gonna get drunk and hit the town. Come with me Batty Boy Halloween Bat Wine Opener.

I’m more of a whine guy myself, rather than a wine guy.

Cool and Cute Day of the Dead Corkscrew

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Day of the Dead Corkscrew
Check out this Day of the Dead Corkscrew, looking like it’s about to do a cranekick, with it’s arms all out. A corkscrew like this makes it worthwhile getting drunk alone, while you color in your adult coloring book. I usually pass out with crayons in hand, and wine glass tipped over so everything is colored red. That’s my method. Seriously, that is one sexy corkscrew. He’s adorable! Hey, anyone that opens wine for me without drinking some is awesome.
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