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Dripping Blood Glass Straw

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Dripping Blood Glass Drinking Straw

Turn any drink into a macabre and terrifying treat with this Dripping Blood Glass Straw. People will think you are a vampire just chilling and having a bloody Mary, or a Cheryl, or Jane. The woman’s name isn’t important. But I love it so much I won’t share. People will say, hey can I use your Dripping Blood Glass Straw and I’ll say no, that’s the last straw! Terrible joke, but this straw is too cool to share. It will wow and stun your friends, maybe scare the hell out of them.

If you sip your drink through this straw while wearing this stylish Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker, you are truly the Vampire queen my dear and I bow down to you.

Halloween Bat Wine Opener

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Halloween Bat Wine Opener
Halloween is the battiest bat-tastic time of year. That’s why I always use this Goth gift wrap that is covered in bats. It is frighteningly festive. And this Halloween Bat Wine Opener is the perfect way to open that bottle of blood-red wine after you’ve watched your horror movies and handed out treats to all of the little demons on Halloween night. Just grab your bat-friend, spread those wings, and open up your wine. That sweet tipsy feeling is on the way. The best bats always help you get drunk, and this little guy is no different. It’s like he is flying while he is opening your wine. Wings up, wings down, I’m gonna get drunk and hit the town. Come with me Batty Boy Halloween Bat Wine Opener.

I’m more of a whine guy myself, rather than a wine guy.

Are You Cereal? – Cereal Monster Geeki Tiki Mug Set

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Cereal Monster Geeki Tiki Mug Set
This Cereal Monster Geeki Tiki Mug Set celebrates my favorite breakfast foods ever. Now you can get all tropical and drink from Boo-Berry, Count Chocola, and Franken-Berry. BooBerry is the best, I don’t care what anyone says. He’s the ghost with the most. The most sugar that is. Probably GMOs too. You know I’m filling these with cereal instead of drinks.

Macabre Tumbler Glass Set

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Macabre Tumbler Glass Set
Have a cool glass of macabre with this Macabre Tumbler Glass Set. Reminds me of that one song. Macabre on the rocks. Ain’t no surprise. Just pour me a drink and I’ll tell ya some lies… This set includes four 11oz. glasses that include moth, scarab beetle, skull and anatomical heart designs. These are gonna look good in my bar. Right next to the drunk who keeps running up a tab. The drunk is me. The drunk is I. The drunk is sleepy. Now leave me alone so I can pass out so hard that I don’t know whether I’m passing out or passing in. But I can tell ya, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Nightmare Before Christmas Wine Glasses

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Nightmare Before Christmas Wine Glasses
Whether it’s Halloween or Christmas, there’s one thing that’s always on the menu. Wine. Sweet “make me forget and wake up under an overpass” wine. And I prefer to drink it with Jack Skellington’s face looking at me, like a failed, not really caring AA sponsor. These Nightmare Before Christmas Wine Glasses are great company. Hit me up again Jack. I still know my name. You shut yer dirty skeletal mouth. I’ll say when I’ve had enough.