The LAMBAG Lamb Purse Is Not For The Sheepish
The LAMBAG is not for the sheepish. This lamb purse is perfect for people on the lamb. I’m gonna call him Lambert and take him with me when I go shopping. “You can’t bring that in here!” The hell I can’t. You have your purse and I have mine. Next you’ll be asking me to remove my high heels and take off my makeup. It’s a GD police state!
“No sir. It’s not the dead animal on your hip, but all of the lamb and sheep puns we object too.”