Riiiiiinnnnngggggggggg! Riiiiiinnnnngggggggggg! It’s for you. Oh, thanks! What the shizz?! This cool Skeleton Hand Phone Lamp will light your home and make it look like a skeleton is picking up the phone for you.
*Calls the repairman* Creepy Phone and Lamp Repair Inc.? Hey, the phone part of my lamp doesn’t work. It never rings.
I’ll come out and look at it.
*Two hours later. Creepy looking Beetlejuice looking guy shows up.*
What do we have here?
The ringer doesn’t work!
Hmmmmm. There’s your problem. The ring finger is broken. I see this all the time. *Puts a ring on it.* Goodbye!
*Calls back* It’s still not working. I can call out, but it never rings.
Okay, hang up. I’ll try the line.
Riiiiiinnnnngggggggggg! Riiiiiinnnnngggggggggg!
It works! It works!
Yeah and I think we know what the problem is now. It’s cuz you have no friends. *Sad silence* Fine! I’ll come over and we can play with your bone-phone loser-lamp.