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Ghost Candle Holders

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Ghost Candle Holders

Ohhhh spooky! Check out these Ghost Candle Holders. This ghostly and ghastly goofballs are downright scary. Get two or three of these candles and put them in a circle. It will look like they are having a spectral seance in the afterlife. Perhaps opening a portal to haunt someone. These will look great in your home and set up just the right atmosphere. These guys are awesome. I’m gonna get a whole army.

If you like these Ghost Candle Holders you will love the Miniature LED Ghost Dolls for Halloween. Or for anytime you want a spooky haunted atmosphere in your home.

Plague Doctor Lamp – Adorable Ambience

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Plague Doctor Lamp - Adorable Ambience

Plague doctor, plague doctor what’s all the fuss? Been waiting for 4 hours, draining out the pus. P doctor, where you been? 50 in the graveyard and more to go in. That’s a little song. Let’s just call that in progress. Anywho, check out this creepy and cool Plague Doctor Lamp. Isn’t that little guy adorable? He’s reading by lantern light. Probably brushing up on his bedside manner or something. Not that he needs to. This guy is cute as hell and you’ll feel better just knowing that he’s on the case.

He just makes me smile. This Plague Doctor Lamp is the perfect light to read by and if you feel ill, well the doctor is in. You can choose from several different lamp colors. It pairs well with this Plague Doctor Doll. I’m obsessed with both.

Bigfoot Candle: Let The Sasquatch Light Up The Room

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Bigfoot Candle: Let The Sasquatch Light Up The Room
The Bigfoot conspiracy is the biggest one of the 19th, 20th, and now 21st century and we don’t talk about it enough. Are sasquatches even real? Are the sightings all a bunch of hoaxes and misidentifications by overexcited conspiracy-theorists? Apparently, there are actual scientists actively researching this but it’s taken more than a century to tell us whether Bigfoot exists. But if you’ve seen one, you know.

Well, this Bigfoot candle should get the conversation rolling. It’s an 8.5” candle that your friends will love. It is hand sculpted and made using pure beeswax. This effectively means that it burns a couple of times longer than the paraffin wax candles you are used to. If you think Bigfoot exists and your friend don’t, wrap this majestic candle in a big beautiful box with lots of padding and watch their face melt (see what I did there) with rage when they open it. The rage turns into disappointment as they realize you could have bought them a nice watch or toy instead.

Nuclear Explosion Mushroom Cloud Lamp

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Nuclear Explosion Mushroom Cloud Lamp
This Nuclear Explosion Mushroom Cloud Lamp is da bomb baby. To say that your place is lit is an understatement. It’s lit alright. Lit on fire and radiated like God’s TV dinner. North Korea wants to give us one as a gift and we want to give them one as a gift. Friendship is magic. Magic mushrooms that is.

OW! That Hurts! – Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps

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Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps
These Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps are all puffed up and spiky cuz these guys are the porcupines of the sea. Well, now you can light up your home with them. Hopefully without these things stabbing you as you hang them up. Hey, if your carpet isn’t a puddle of blood and if you haven’t lost an eye while redecorating, your lamps just aren’t cool enough. Pretty cool though. Just have an emergency professional handy when these arrive. And whatever you do, don’t sit on them by accident while having your coffee.