If you want to protect your furniture, use these Hellraiser Puzzle Box Coasters. Cuz you know if you spill beer all over my coffee table, I’m gonna raise hell. I don’t put up with that shizz. I will raise some serious hell on the first person to leave a sweat ring on my counter too. You know Pinhead? He used to be friend “Larry” Mother effer slammed his glass down one night and left grape juice everywhere. So I made him my pin cushion. YOU JUST GOT PINNED BIATCH! HELL WILL BE RAISED!