I love these Horror-Themed Rubik’s Cubes. Of course, they’re all horror themed to a pinhead like me who can’t do puzzles. These are actually called “Puzzle boxes” cuz they don’t want to get sued by Rubiks. In case you didn’t know, Rubik is some nerd who is now a billionaire cuz he created a nerd box that nerds nerd over. Anyway, I digress. You can choose from Pinhead, Pennywise, the Hellraiser cube and Friday the 13th.
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Classic Horror Movie Prints – A Trio Of Terror
This trio of Classic Horror Movie Prints is exactly what you need to celebrate some true horror classics. You have Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Hellraiser. I feel like they should all be blood splattered, but maybe that’s just me. I love the minimalist style of these prints.
Pinhead Hellraiser Necklace
Check out this Pinhead Hellraiser Necklace. I wish I was a Hellraiser. More of a smellraiser cuz I haven’t showered yet. But when I do I’m gonna shave and use my gelrazor. Then get dressed and put on my hellblazer. It’s a blazer with fire designs, don’t hate. Anyway, this necklace is pretty cool. It’s a Pinhead heart. Maybe Pinhead’s actual heart. Does it catch your Pinterest? See what I did there? Anyway, I gotta go so let’s stick a pin in this and catch up later.
Michael Myers And Jason Embroidered Dish Towels
Scare up some fun in your kitchen with these Michael Myers And Jason Embroidered Dish Towels. One has a knife, the other has a machete, but both will dry your dishes nicely. Or your hands. They are 100% cotton and 100% cool. This shop also has Hellraiser and Freddy. They are a great way to creep up your kitchen. You know how I creep up my kitchen? By never cleaning so I have a million cobwebs everywhere. Occasionally I’ll rip one from the corner and use it as creepy cling wrap. True story.
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Pinhead Bunny
Holy Jeebus! Pinhead Bunny scares the hell out of me more than raising it. Get it? Hellraiser? Is it Hellraiser or Hellrazor? Nah, that’s just the devil’s Gillette. Anyway, this ain’t no funny bunny? You might call him Hare-raiser! Get it? Man, I crack myself up. Those eyes. That face. That’s gonna be in my nightmares tonight, stoked by the warm fire that is the quart of gin I drank to forget I ever saw this thing. Dude broght his own knives and everything.
I have a plan though. When this thing shows up in my dreams to gnaw at my bones with it’s buck teeth, I’m gonna trick him and Freddy Krueger into killing each other. Then I will finally be at peace. Can’t a guy sleep for one night without freaky freaks invading his dreams?