I love these Horror-Themed Rubik’s Cubes. Of course, they’re all horror themed to a pinhead like me who can’t do puzzles. These are actually called “Puzzle boxes” cuz they don’t want to get sued by Rubiks. In case you didn’t know, Rubik is some nerd who is now a billionaire cuz he created a nerd box that nerds nerd over. Anyway, I digress. You can choose from Pinhead, Pennywise, the Hellraiser cube and Friday the 13th.
Tag: puzzle box
Hellraiser Lament Configuration Fuzzy Dice Plush
Check this out. These Hellraiser Lament Configuration Fuzzy Dice Plush are going to look awesome in that Hellraiser themed car I’m building. It’s a pretty simple build. I’m just putting huge pins all over it so it looks like a huge porcupine.
Update: I just finished, but I impaled myself while opening the door.
2nd Update: Had to take it to the mechanic. Then had to hide the evidence when I found all 3 mechanics impaled on the thing. One on the roof, one on the bumper and one on the trunk wearing a ball gag. Whatever that’s about. This may have been a bad idea. Time to report it stolen, wipe my prints and act not weird.
Hellraiser Puzzle Box Coasters
If you want to protect your furniture, use these Hellraiser Puzzle Box Coasters. Cuz you know if you spill beer all over my coffee table, I’m gonna raise hell. I don’t put up with that shizz. I will raise some serious hell on the first person to leave a sweat ring on my counter too. You know Pinhead? He used to be friend “Larry” Mother effer slammed his glass down one night and left grape juice everywhere. So I made him my pin cushion. YOU JUST GOT PINNED BIATCH! HELL WILL BE RAISED!