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Fly Coasters – Coffee Rings Can Buzz Off

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fly coasters
Creepy, crawly, flies swarm all around these fly coasters! Does the thought of bugs creeping and flying around your face make you want to scream? *Rauses my own hand* These gothic fly coasters will definitely send you running! Just keep swatting….these flies won’t die! Hear their buzz, feel their creepy, little feet. Eternal, stone flies buzz around you for eternity from within the soul of this item. You know what I hate. How flies land all over your food when you are just trying to have a nice little picnic. Hey, thanks for laying eggs all over my hot dog, which I will then ingest as I harbor your mutant offspring in my stomach. This is why flies are evil.

They’re a curiosity for Halloween or anytime! Feel the buzz. The flies are coming! Forever filthy, buzzing flies, locked in stone for eternity. Or, are they???? Keep your flyswatter handy! If you happen to love these evil insects, check out these Fly earrings.

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark Coasters

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Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark Coasters
These Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark Coasters are freaking me out man. Too terrifying. These tales are chilling, even blood curdling. Stories like… Tax time! *screams* Or… Your furnace is going to cost you 4 grand to fix! *sobbing on the floor. Make it stop. No more. No more.* Truly scary stories in the dark or in the light. Or even in candlelight. *shudders* Someone hold me.

Hand Carved Stone Alien Coasters

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Hand Carved Stone Alien Coasters
You know what these Hand Carved Stone Alien Coasters mean? It means that these aliens got stoned! What? Nothin’? Tough room. I’ll try to come up with a new slate of jokes. Anyway, these coasters are pretty cool. They’ll protect your surfaces from stains and spills, while reminding you to clench up those butt cheeks. Gotta get those muscles tight. Just in case, ya know? If they can’t get the probes in, the humans win. Simple as that. If it don’t fit, they must acquit and put ya back in bed.

Wooden Anatomy Coasters

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Wooden Anatomy Coasters
Keep your surfaces clean by protecting them with some good old human anatomy. Now you could get some black market kidneys and slap your chardonnay on top, or you could use these cool Wooden Anatomy Coasters. The latter is my vote, cuz black market organs ain’t cheap. They also smell horrible. They also get stolen from the people who are using them, so there’s that too.

Gothic Bat Coasters

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Gothic Bat Coasters
Looking for some batty barware? You found it. These Gothic Bat Coasters are crazy. Bat s*it crazy. Otherwise know as Guano. They are going to look awesome in your Gothic themed kitchen or bar. They really ring my bell…fry. Cuz even though I don’t play baseball, I’m something of a bat boy.