blinking salt and pepper shakers
Can you pass the salt? Why is it blinking at me? Make it stop. The pepper is winking at me now. Stop flirting! I just-*blushes and giggles* Oh my, you are a peppery one. *Winks back. Opens a Japanese fan and fans self* And so are you, you old salty. I do declare, suddenly I have the vapors!

These Blinking Salt and Pepper Shakers are made for seasoning your food, but they will season your heart. Don’t let the wife see you three carrying on like that.

blinking salt and pepper shakers