Season your meals with flavor that is out of this world with this Alien Salt Pepper Shaker Set. *Opens my eyes as I wake up in bed* Hmmmm. So you came for my salt and pepper did ya? Traveled light years just for that? Well, I could have told you you weren’t going to find that in my anus. Sheesh! Hey, where ya going? I didn’t say I wasn’t game for some probing still. *Lays on my stomach and shakes my heiney* Get back here! Oh I see how it is. You got what you want and now you’re done with me. Whatevs! Have fun with the high blood pressure from all that salt.
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Cool Tombstones Salt and Pepper Shakers
Here lies Salt. Here lies Pepper. Man, this is sad. I never even got to see them in concert. I’ll just have to push it in their honor. Push it real good! Dun dun dun dun duh…. These Tombstones Salt and Pepper Shakers are a great way to make your table look like a graveyard. It goes well with the leftover bones of that chicken you just ate.
And so these seasonings are laid to rest. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I never took it out and used it, so it really did rust.
Arsenic and Cyanide Salt and Pepper Shakers
Arsenic and Cyanide. Sounds like a fun cop buddy flick to me. And the bad guys are about to get a lethal dose of justice! One is a seasoned veteran two weeks from retirement, the other a salty rookie! These Arsenic and Cyanide Salt and Pepper Shakers will give your dinner guests a scare when they go to season their food and pick their poison. Don’t tell my wife. She has been threatening to poison my food forever and this just might remind her. Yeah, I think I’m done with salt and pepper for awhile. Just to be safe. What? Not done with THAT Salt and Pepper.
Oooh, baby, baby. Baby, baby. Get up on this!
The Goat Man vs The Chupacabra Salt And Pepper Shakers
Ladies and gentlemen, the match you have been waiting for. No, not my butt, your face! The Goat Man vs The Chupacabra. It’s the goat vs the goat sucker. The South American sucker vs the horned half-man. Fight! Oh no. The Goat Man has left the ring and is eating all the trash. What’s this? The Chupacabra has jumped off the top rope and clothes lined the Goat Man. The Chupacabra is doing all it can to suck the blood from the Goatman, but all the goatman wants to do is eat the arena garbage…
Make every meal an episode of In Search of… Or sightings, or Ancient Aliens or whatevs. You determine who is salt and who is pepper. These crazy cryptids want to spice up your life.
Blinking Salt and Pepper Shakers
Can you pass the salt? Why is it blinking at me? Make it stop. The pepper is winking at me now. Stop flirting! I just-*blushes and giggles* Oh my, you are a peppery one. *Winks back. Opens a Japanese fan and fans self* And so are you, you old salty. I do declare, suddenly I have the vapors!
These Blinking Salt and Pepper Shakers are made for seasoning your food, but they will season your heart. Don’t let the wife see you three carrying on like that.
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