Cockroaches will survive a nuclear apocalypse, these pieces of Cockroach Dinnerware from Etsy seller foldedpigs will at least survive the radiation from your microwave, so that you will always have creepy crawly tableware.
You can get insect infested plates, cups, bowls and more. Hell, my dinnerware already looks like this. I’ll put up a DIY so you can do it too, but basically just live in a pig sty and throw food everywhere. Then let it all bloom over a couple of months. By bloom I mean get moldy and stinky.
