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Antique Curved Mirror With Insect Frame

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Antique Curved Mirror With Insect Frame
This Antique Curved Mirror With Insect Frame hanging over your fireplace is a great addition to your sitting room area. It is also a conversation piece that will help spark more meaningful dialogues than having to listen to that excruciatingly dull weather story your boring uncle keeps yammering about. Now you can talk insects instead.

There are eight compartments around this repurposed mirror, each with a different insect to add to the intrigue. It feels as though the mirror has some really dark secrets to guard making your living room edgier, but in a good way. The mirror and each of the compartments are curved giving the mirror the fishbowl effect. The entire piece is 15 inches wide and each insect compartment measures 2.5 inches. If mirrors could talk this one would click and chirp.

Insect Wreath – Goes With An Unwelcome Mat

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Insect Wreath - Goes With An Unwelcome Mat
Thinking of putting up a unique wreath on your door? If your goal is to be out of the ordinary, as in a complete whackadoo who I will stay far away from, a wreath that is crawling with insects should do the trick. This 17-inch Insect Wreath is made using natural grapevine and has 4-6 inch insects to send your visitors running. There is a large assortment of insects for you to choose from.

My Critter Catcher

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critter catcher
ACK! Get it out! Take it outside! No, I can’t do it, I’m too busy standing on the couch screaming! Does that sound like you? Hey, me too. I don’t judge. That’s why I’m getting My Critter Catcher. So I can catch these critters and feel brave. It works by trapping their many legs. I’ll probably feel much calmer catching spiders with this thing and only scream a warrior’s scream. My warrior’s scream just happens to sound like a little girl.

Check out a video below to see spiders get what’s coming to them!
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Beaded Spiders For Your Christmas Tree

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Beaded Spiders For Your Christmas Tree
Attack of the Beaded Spiders. They’re crawling in your house, crawling in your Christmas tree. Holy sh** they’re crawling all over me. Seriously though, these spiders are going to look good all over your tree. They will probably even creep you out and make you all itchy. I’m scratching all over. But that might be the bag of Oreos and 3 Red Bulls talking. What was that? Who’s there?

I also want to take this moment to remind you all that there are spiders in your home right this very second. Just creeping on their 8 legs. Unseen. Unheard. Always at the edge of your sight. Feeding on tiny insects. Touching you when you don’t know it. Walking on your arm. Careful not to disturb your hair. Biting you, though you are unaware. Living in secret. Perhaps crawling in your ear. Or in your mouth.

Well, goodnight everybody. Have a fit and restful sleep. *yawns*

Cockroach Dinnerware: No Thanks, I just Ate!

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Cockroach Dinnerware
Cockroaches will survive a nuclear apocalypse, these pieces of Cockroach Dinnerware from Etsy seller foldedpigs will at least survive the radiation from your microwave, so that you will always have creepy crawly tableware.

You can get insect infested plates, cups, bowls and more. Hell, my dinnerware already looks like this. I’ll put up a DIY so you can do it too, but basically just live in a pig sty and throw food everywhere. Then let it all bloom over a couple of months. By bloom I mean get moldy and stinky.
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