I’ve met some evil women in my life. Real devils. Usually, they wear Prada. Sometimes they wear Cloven-Toed Pumps like these. I probably should have spotted that sooner. Also, probably should have noticed their tails. These shoes give you a camel-toe all day long. Gift these to the ladies with a demonic side, so we can all recognize them by their cloven hoof.
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There’s something sexy about these Raven High Heels. I know you feel the same way cuz we’re birds of a feather. People are raven about these shoes. High heels are murder on your feet and a bunch of ravens is a murder so it’s perfect. Or is it a murder of crows? I have no idea. But these are sexy.
These Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedges are crazy! No really. Those skulls look like they are insane in the membrane. Fun fact: At first I accidentally made the title, “Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedgies”. So, just to be clear, these are not wedgies. You are safe nerds. And damn, that would hurt. A regular wedgie is bad enough, but those jewel encrusted wedgies hurt like a biatch!
Let us converse about Converse. Conversely I could just write about it and you read it, so there’s no talking at all and I continue to be lonely. Sound good? Cool. These Custom Converse Skulls and Roses Shoes are awesome. I’m pretty sure that if you buried these in the ground, a bunch of skulls and roses would bloom from them. That’s how cool they are. They make a great gift for any fan of sweet-ass shoes that look badass.
Get your feet in some fish ya land-lover! These Pink Pufferfish Heels are soooo in this season. I heard that if the Pufferfish meat isn’t prepared right, it has enough poison to kill 30 humans. Which is why I always sit down with 28 other people and the chef and share that meal. These heels crank it all the way up to ocean’s 11. They are full of cuteness and spikes.
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