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Human Face Baseball Cap – Put Your Game Face On

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Human Face Baseball Cap - Put Your Game Face On
This Human Face Baseball Cap will let you put your game face on. Literally. Perfect for those of you who are two-faced, sh*t-faced, or tell bald-faced lies. You can blame it all on the extra face on your head. Take it to the ballpark so those behind you can be creeped out and wonder who you offed and how you sewed their face on your hat. Truly one of the most terrifying chapeaus I have ever seen. Probably because it is a chap. A chap’s face, at least. When you take this human face baseball cap off, it’s a face-off. During a double-header. Get it? Awesome piece of Creep Wear.

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Creepy Face Plaque To Make Your Walls Crawl

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Creepy Face Plaque To Make Your Walls Crawl
This Creepy Face Plaque goes on your wall to make it seem like some creeper is watching you from another room. This would be the one that you know about anyway. I can’t tell if he’s startled by what he’s seen or happy about it, but he’s definitely seen some sh*t. Oh yeah, you’ve seen some caca if you’re watching me. You have no idea. That’s gotta suck not being able to scratch your own nose though, so maybe help him out from time to time. Give him a little scratch is all I’m saying. A little tickle now and then. I would personally hide this on the inside of a cabinet door to scare the hell out of anyone trying to steal my snacks. So I hereby name him Snack Guardian. This creepy face plaque kinda reminds me of the old lady in the Goonies. He really should get more sleep. I mean look at those bags under the eyes. Look at that skin? Would a little moisturizer kill ya? I’m talking about some simple self care my man.  No one else will love you until you love you. That’s all I’m saying. Even your damn lips are chapped.

Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern

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Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern
Do you like to crochet? Do you want to be terrified and terrify others? This Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern is just f**ked up. Do you want to see this guy coming at you? I don’t. Keep this crocheted killer away from me. Seriously, f**k this guy! He’s so scary in this single image that he should immediately have his own horror trilogy.

Is This The Face of Bigfoot?

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Is This The Face of Bigfoot?
This video comes from a trapper in Canada. The dude says that he filmed the legendary Bigfoot’s face! He stumbled upon a disused campsite and took out his camera. Then he sees something hairy and within that hair… Bigfoot’s face. Just looks like a monkey in a wig to me. Which is still pretty impressive. The monkey would have gotten bonus points had he also applied lipstick and eyeliner.

Is it Bigfoot? Could be. Dude wasn’t hanging around to find out. He did what anyone would have done when spotting a monkey in a wig. He ran like hell. Skip to the 1:00 mark for the slow mo shot.
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Baby’s Sonogram Image Shows Jesus’ Face

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Baby's Sonogram Shows Jesus' Face
Some people find Jesus in church, others find him in meditation. Then you have the people who find him on a piece of toast or on the side of a burned building. This Pennsylvania couple found Jesus in the womb. The sonogram clearly shows that Jesus is watching over their baby girl. Unless… Is that Jim Morrison? I’m pretty sure that’s Jim Morrison. It really makes you wonder who is in your own womb doesn’t it? I’m sure he’s just turning womb-water into wine and they’re having a party. Rock on Jesus. No wonder babies come out looking all hung over and tired.
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