Glowing Alien Fetus In A Jar
This Glowing Alien Fetus In A Jar looks like it is about to go nuclear. This is what happens when you have a kid after exposing your nads to the microwave too often. And that’s all I’m saying about that. Well, I’ll say one more thing. Microwave radiation will not turn your junk into The Hulk.

Anyway, look at this little fetus. He has a real de-fetus attitude doesn’t he? You would too if you were a glowing fetus all stuck in a jar and glowing, with a cork on top so you can’t escape. This will make a lovely centerpiece for my table. That way I can dine by fetal light instead of candle light. And ask my wife if she’s ready to have kids.