GAHHHHHH! Kill it! It’s all hairy and looks like a lumberjack, but smells like a girl! This Male With Human Hair Beard Hairdressing Mannequin nearly gave me a heart attack! He/she looks just as surprised as I was! I was just checking out Amazon and things got all hairy!
Hey, how does this thing give you the time? It checks it’s sasqwatch.
But no. I can’t look at it anymore. This is me slowly backing away. Then running like an olympian.